[this is really more a rant than anything, but if you're bored, then read on!]
1. i eat too many calories. where do they come from..
2. i'm on a schedule. who has the patience and/or time?
3. people make obvious comments, but mostly because i will have nothing to contribute to the conversation and start saying really awkward things, so let's avoid that for everyone's sake.
4. people miss my awesome jokes/witty comments.. because how often do they come along? so let's get with the program people. otherwise, i will be a very, very boring person. [see #3.]
5. i have shitty coffee. actually, i can deal with shitty coffee (but only because i can't afford $3.50 for a cup of single-origin coffee every day), just not coffee that doesn't have any caffeine content, so you know.. i can stay awake and keep my job.
6. people talk while i'm peeing. seriously... just stop. my monosyllabic responses are just a courteous way of saying shut the fuck up.
7. people are nice/patient/empathetic/etcetc. i don't understand. share your secretsssss. i want to be a better person! kinda.
8. i see anyone who owns anything by celine. just.not.fair.
9. wait. nevermind. i own celine shoes. but it's not enough!! i am greedy.
10. people adopt by mannerisms. get your own personality, oookay? thanks. *you have to read this as if i'm saying this in your head, or i will come across as an uber-bitch.
11. people are too similar to me. then i feel like i'm talking to myself, and i know that that's no fun.
12. i have to go the west village. why do you house so much cool shit but are so fucking difficult to navigate? why do w4th st & w11th st intersect?!?! four years at NYU, and i still don't know..
13. seriously, i really hate #12. it deserves two slots.
14. things that end on weird numbers. i need to hit 15.
15. i get too many emails that there are cupcakes in the kitchen. i get it.. just give me a minute!!
i don't really hate all of these things. just sometimes..
that is all for today. cupcake time!
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