highlights of my weekend.

gosh, where do i start.. i should probably start off with the fact that i went back home to suburbia, nj. thus, everything and anything that required me to overcome my almost-catatonic inert state basically qualified as a highlight. here are some of the top highlights in no particular order:

1. walking less than half a mile all weekend. i was trying to make it less, but my living room/kitchen and bedroom are not on the same floor, boo.
2. mcdonald's drive-thru. suburbia's version of delivery because most suburbanites are too cheap to tip for delivery (or maybe because my parents were too asian for that).
3. getting complimented on my nail polish by multiple high school girls. anyone +/-5 years within my age is fair game here. i'm sure if i came across another 22 year old, they would've complimented my sparkly, silvery nail polish too. yep.
4. non-stop top 40 radio while driving. because i'm still too ashamed to put it on my ipod.. except for justin bieber. he's a wunderkind, okay? i still regret deleting spice girls from my itunes..
5. being able to sit further than 10 feet away from the tv, so i can watch the criminal minds' marathon without my eyeballs bugging out.
6. wearing the same outfit all weekend (grey xl hoodie, ragged oversized t-shirt, pink sweats) - i took off the hoodie when i went to bed to keep it classy.
7. driving with the top-down for the 10 minutes it was nice out to get ice cream.
8. the bent spoon's lavender marscapone & cream cheese ice cream. no snippy comment required.
9. h-mart's free samples which put costco's samples to shame - i swear i could've had dinner there, but there was a needy puppy in the car.. and they ran out of samples.
9a. going to h-mart again, snacking on their samples again, and taking illicit pictures at h-mart despite the the explicit signs that no photographs are allowed. yep, badass-ery is pretty easy to come by here.
10. going to target.
11. shopping at target.
12. target's low, low, looow prices. i had the reverse of sticker shock, and i was finally picked up some biore pore strips & pretzel m&ms!!
13. using a biore pore strip while munching on pretzel m&ms.
14. while listening to r. kelly's love letter. (yes, i am painfully aware that i am behind on new music.)
15. while lying in bed having no sense of stress or responsibility.
16. helping myself to a glass of rioja after completing #10-15.
17. doing #1-16 with no make-up and not giving a shit.. because i have no desire to impress my grandma.
18. actually being able to respond to bbms/texts/phone calls within an hour.
19. watching the USA swimming grand prix.. mm swimmers' bodies.. hahahh. just sayin.
20. monday tomorrow. why's this a highlight? monday's are for winning, thanks charlie sheen. winwinwin.

comforts of suburbia.